Mister Link®

Photoshop Girlfriend

05:09
Mister Link (tm)
Thomas M. Link

Lyrics

Photo Shop Girlfriend
Copyright © 2011 Thomas M. Link, All Rights Reserved

 

Verse:
When my baby left me,
You know it really broke my heart
But I found an answer
I made brand new start
I’ve got a hot new a girlfriend
The hottest girl you’ve ever seen
And you know I found her
On the cover of a magazine

Chorus:
Photoshop girlfriend
My Photoshop girlfriend
My alibi; just a little white lie
She’s my Photoshop girlfriend
Photoshop girlfriend
She plays her part
And won’t break my heart
She’s my Photoshop girlfriend
Photoshop girlfriend

Verse:
See us down in Cancun
Maybe lying in the Tuscan Sun
My baby sees her everywhere
Sees we’re really having fun
I hope she’s feeling jealous
(Yeah) Sorry that she went away
I’m going to make her want me
and this is how I’ll make her pay
 

 Chorus:
(with my) Photoshop girlfriend
My Photoshop girlfriend
My alibi; just a little white lie
She’s my Photoshop girlfriend
Photoshop girlfriend
She plays her part
And won’t break my heart
She’s my Photoshop girlfriend
Photoshop girlfriend

Oh Yeah…

Bridge:
She thought I’d play the fool
So I did a little twist on the golden rule
With a part-time model and beauty queen
Now she’s in my pictures and in my dreams
Oh but, it’s such a waste
She’s only cut & paste 

Chorus:
Photoshop girlfriend
My Photoshop girlfriend
My alibi; just a little white lie
She’s my Photoshop girlfriend
My Photoshop girlfriend
She plays her part
And won’t break my heart
She’s my Photoshop girlfriend
Photoshop girlfriend
(Oh, come on now!) 

  Instrumental

 Chorus:
Photoshop girlfriend
My Photoshop girlfriend
My alibi; just a little white lie
She’s my Photoshop girlfriend
My Photoshop girlfriend
She plays her part
And won’t break my heart
She’s my Photoshop girlfriend
My Photoshop girlfriend

Verse:
Now, if you’re really daring
You get a different girl every night
Post all the pictures
Her jealous heart will see the light
She can see you in Paris
Maybe underneath the Eiffel Tower
You can have any girl you want
If you only give me half an hour

Chorus:
For your Photoshop girlfriend
Your Photoshop girlfriend
Your alibi, just a little white lie
She’s your Photoshop girlfriend
Photoshop girlfriend
She plays her part
Won’t break your heart
She’s your Photoshop girlfriend
Photoshop girlfriend
An alibi, just a little white lie
She’s a Photoshop girlfriend
Photoshop girlfriend
Photoshop girlfriend
Photoshop girlfriend

Music/End

 

 

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